Your Outie Likes to Color: An Unofficial Severance-Inspired Coloring Book

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Call out the department of Choreography and Merriment! Inspired by the critically acclaimed series Severance, YOUR OUTIE LIKES TO COLOR offers 48 pages of strangely satisfying illustrations and colorable phrases that celebrate the highly questionable joys of work-life balance, Lumon-style.

From peculiar perks and Kier quotes to children in charge and wellness sessions that are anything but, this unofficial coloring book invites fans to dodge Milkshake and explore the surreal world of severed employees—one absurdly soothing page at a time. It’s the perfect break from refining scary numbers and better stress relief than fidgeting with a finger trap. Just some of the cultlike cheer inside:

• Save the goats
• Time for a waffle party?
• Devour feculence
• Revel now in the fruit of your labors
• Go lick a boot

This is the ultimate companion for fans who know: the coloring is mysterious and important.